Crazy Frenchman...
A 48-year old Frenchman went missing for 35 days, and he was just found barely alive a few days ago. On December 18th, he left his house, saying that he was depressed and wanting to be alone for a bit. He took a bottle of whisky with him, and left for a deserted mushroom farm that had a lot of underground tunnels. He evidently got lost in the tunnels, and couldn't find his way out! He survived by eating clay and wood, and by drinking water that was dripping off the walls.